Wednesday 26 April 2023

The Sack Race

 

Robbie Neilson and Mike Smith promoting Mike's book The Team For Me on BBC Radio Scotland's Off the Ball show, September 2018

It was, arguably, one of the greatest achievements in Scottish football history. Season 2019/20 would go down in history for reasons relating to what happened off the football field namely the Covid-19 pandemic and the subsequent curtailing of football seasons across the world. The following season was also affected, mostly by the absence of fans at games as the stay-at-home message was reinforced by government.

2021, however, was to prove memorable for supporters of St Johnstone Football Club. For this was the year their club lifted not one but two trophies – the Scottish Cup and Scottish League Cup. Manager Callum Davidson, with one of the smallest budgets in the top flight of Scottish football, and in charge of a club miniscule in size compared to the Glasgow giants of Celtic and Rangers, had pulled off a quite astonishing achievement. He was already a hero in Perth following his time as a player. Now he would secure legendary status, an icon of Scottish football.

Fast forward just two years and Davidson was unceremoniously shown the door at McDiarmid Park. A disappointing series of results saw the Perth Saints hurtling down the league table and perilously close to the relegation trapdoor. Despite Davidson previously performing miracles this wasn’t enough to prevent the great man being handed his P45. What a way to treat a hero. But Davidson wasn’t alone…

Since the beginning of 2023, several clubs in Scotland have pointed their managers to the exit door. Aberdeen’s humiliating defeat in the Scottish Cup to sixth tier side Darvel wasn’t deemed serious enough for the club’s board of directors to sack manager Jim Goodwin. But a 6-0 thrashing by Hibernian at Easter Road a few days later was – and the genial Irishman cut a sad figure as he left Leith in the back of a car.

Across the capital city, Robbie Neilson was seen as having probably the safest job in Scottish football. He had guided Hearts back to the top flight following their enforced demotion due to the aforementioned pandemic in 2020. He took them into the group stages of the Europa Conference and to two Scottish Cup finals, albeit Hearts lost both of them. At the start of 2023 Hearts appeared to have overcome their horrendous injury problems with a 5-0 thrashing of Jim Goodwin’s Aberdeen and knocking city rivals Hibernian out of the Scottish Cup with a convincing 3-0 triumph at Easter Road. But come Easter, Neilson suffered a Gorgie crucifixion and paid the price for Hearts dismal run of six defeats in a row. Neilson was fired, despite the fact he had signed an extension to his contract at the start of the season.

Motherwell also sacked their manager Steven Hammell after a woeful winless run but saw an immediate improvement in results with the appointment of Stuart Kettlewell.

The reasons for so many sackings are numerous but can mainly be traced to one underlying factor – money. St Johnstone’s unwanted flirtation with relegation saw the potential financial repercussions evolve into a recurring nightmare for the Saints board of directors. Callum Davidson may have brought unprecedented success to the club but his ‘Saintliness’ wasn’t enough to save his skin.

Similarly, Hearts apparent seamless cruise to third place in the cinch Premiership and the subsequent place in the group stages of next season’s Europa League and its £5m bounty began to sink following their dismal run of defeats in March and April. Aberdeen’s earlier decision to sack Jim Goodwin and replace him with reserve coach Barry Robson on an interim basis until the end of the season saw the Dons embark a resurgence that would see them race past Hearts and in pole position for that coveted third place. And, of course, the millions of pounds that comes with it. The Hearts board, with its supporters’ representatives, suddenly saw their yearned for riches – which they already had a taste for this season – begin to run away from them. So, Robbie Neilson had to go, with the Gorgie club emulating Aberdeen’s decision by putting Hearts B team coach Steven Naismith in charge of the first team until the end of the season. At the time of writing, Hearts had just thrashed Ross County 6-1 at Tynecastle whilst the following day Aberdeen had put the final nail in the coffin of Rangers title hopes by defeating the Ibrox team 2-0 at Pittodrie.

Goodwin, Davidson, and Neilson had previously glowing reputations as football managers. Many would argue that all three men could have turned things around had they been given more time. But time is not something afforded to football managers these days – not when it means losing money.

Before this season ends, don’t be surprised if at least one more manager has fallen victim to the sack race….

 

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Friday 7 April 2023

John Wick 4 Hearts? Yeaaaah...

 


A few weeks ago, I did something I haven’t done for more than three years. And before anyone makes a ‘smart Alec’ comment it wasn’t buying a round of drinks…

I accompanied the present Mrs Smith to the cinema. She has something of a crush on Keanu Reeves so we went to see the latest instalment in the John Wick series – John Wick 4. And so it was, we headed to the Odeon Cinema in Edinburgh’s Fort Kinnaird. For the princely sum of £12.50 you are offered debatable entertainment whereas at Tynecastle….

The film was exciting enough if you prefer your entertainment to be fantasy stuff with realism light years away. I prefer films which are realistic and with a storyline you can relate to. It’s fair to say that, with the greatest respect, Mr Reeves wasn’t exactly overworked with learning his dialogue for the film. He was more focussed on shooting, stabbing, strangling, and blowing up villains.

It got me thinking though. As this is reputed to be the last in the John Wick series (and the ending to John Wick 4 leads you to believe this is the case) it might be something of a signing coup if Hearts were to offer Mr Wick the opportunity to play in the SPFL Premiership. I envisage contract negotiations between John Wick and manager Robbie Neilson to be along the following lines…

RM: Welcome to Tynecastle, John. Would you like to sign for the famous Heart of Midlothian?

JW: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah.

RM: That’s great, John. We’re looking for a hitman, someone with great shooting ability who can fire accurately from either close or long range.

JW nods silently.

RM: Correct me if I’m wrong but, as I live and breathe, although you’re the man, the myth, the legend, you’re not very good at retiring. So how about coming to Edinburgh, John?

JW: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah. Although I’m a little rusty, I guess.

RM: Now, John, I realise there’s a $14m bounty on your head and every interested party in the city wants a piece of it. But I reckon we can negotiate.

JW: Not if you can’t spend it.

RM: Don’t worry, John. I think our benefactor has a few dollars lying under his bed. I’m sure we can come to a civilised arrangement.

JW: Do I look civilised to you?

RM: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah.

JW: You’re stealing my line.

RM: Sorry, John. Right, I’ll get a contract drawn up.

JW: There’s already a contract out on me.

RM: Erm, aye, but this is a different kind of contract. We want you to play for us next season and use your shooting ability to take us closer to Celtic and Rangers.

JW: I get it.

RM: Great!

JW: Do you want a war or do you just wanna give me a gun?

RM: Erm, no war and no gun. Just a 12-month contract, a Hearts strip, and a pair of football boots.

Non-Executive director James Anderson enters the room.

JW: Evening, Jimmy. Noise complaint?

JA: No, not a complaint. I’m getting a round of drinks in and wondered if you wanted something. Consider this a professional courtesy.

JW: You’re stealing my line.

JA: Sorry, Mr Wick. Bourbon?

JW: (after a considerable pause) Bourbon.

RM: Great! I’ll get the media team to issue a press release. John Wick signs a contract for Heart of Midlothian!

JW: Tell them all. Whoever comes, whoever it is, I’ll kill them. I’ll kill them all.

RM: No need for that, John. You might get hit by a suspension from the SPFL and we won’t want our hitman sitting in the stands, will we?

JW: (after a considerable pause) I guess not.

RM: Great! We’ll get you fixed up with temporary accommodation during your stay with us. You’ll be staying at The Continental.

JW: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah.

Coach Lee McCulloch bursts into the room.

LM: Boss, I’ve got some bad news. It’s about Lawrence Shankland.

RM: (sighs) What is it? Has he been injured in training?

LM: Naw, boss. He’s just made off in John Wick’s car…

 

 

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