Showing posts with label Hearts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hearts. Show all posts

Wednesday, 6 March 2024

Hearts in Gorgie on a Thursday Night

 

                                                Photo: Yahoo News

Football has changed immeasurably in the six decades since I attended my first match at a crumbling Brockville Park, Falkirk, now the site of a supermarket. Some of these changes are unquestionably for the best, other changes perhaps not so (don’t get me started on VAR…) But a relatively recent advent to the way we watch the game has made me think differently about this particular change. I refer to the emergence of young, cheerleading supporters, which many clubs have these days – the Ultras.

Sitting in the Wheatfield Stand at Tynecastle Park towards the Gorgie Road end, I have to admit to feeling somewhat dismayed when Hearts moved the Gorgie Ultras from the other end of the main stand to the front of the Gorgie Stand. My daughters and older grandchildren will tell you I’m something of a curmudgeonly old git, never happy and always pessimistic when it comes to all things Hearts. I believe I have a form of PTDS – Post Traumatic Dens Syndrome – which is a result of watching Hearts throwing away the chance to become league champions with just eight minutes left of season 1985/86. The silver-shirted Jambos needed just a point from their final game at Dens Park, Dundee to win the league for the first time since 1960. The devil incarnate that is Dundee substitute Albert Kidd scored twice towards the end of the game to inflict Hearts first defeat in any competition since the end of September. That defeat enabled Celtic to win the league on goal difference.

Ever since that day in May 1986, my glass has always been less than half empty as far as Hearts are concerned. I refuse to let optimism enter my mind, fearful the metaphorical roof will fall in as it did at Dens Park. So, when the club moved the always cheerful, sometimes annoyingly so, Gorgie Ultras to my part to Tynecastle my heart sank. What does some youngster banging a drum incessantly know about the pain and suffering fans of my generation experienced nearly 40 years ago?

And what’s this ‘tra la la la la la la’ stuff anyway? When I was their age I stood on the old crumbling Tynecastle terracing in the Shed chanting to the opposition fans, usually when Hearts conceded a goal, that ‘you’re gonna get your f***ing head kicked in’ or ‘you’re going home in a f***ing ambulance.’ It’s magic you know – there’s gonna be Gorgie aggro.

 Of course, I’m not advocating violence as being reflective of happier times. These chants were of their time and some elements of the Hearts support at that time weren’t slow in displaying sectarian chanting. Thankfully, most Hearts supporters have moved away from this unacceptable behaviour. That said, when I first heard the Gorgie Ultras my first thought was ‘jeez, gonnae gie it a rest?’  But now, whisper it, I actually enjoy them…(looks up the word ‘enjoy’ in a thesaurus)

The support from these young Gorgie Ultras is tremendous. While old curmudgeons like me sit arms crossed with faces like thunder, the young brigade are chanting their undying support for our team. What has particularly impressed me is the Ultras’ recent penchant for turning songs from my youth into meaningful football chants.

 The obvious example is Glad All Over, made famous by the Dave Clark Five back in the 1960s, into a display of obvious affection for Lawrence Shankland. Recently, there’s been an addition to the Shankland song book by an adaptation of She’s Electric by 1990s wonder group Oasis, although the line  ‘he scores against Hibees and Celtic’ kind of omits the rest of the teams Shanks regularly scores against. And the 1970s purveyors of cheesy music, Boney M, have had their hit Daddy Cool turned into a deep appreciation of Zander Clark.

As Hearts sit well clear in third place at the time of writing (see, there’s my nearly empty glass syndrome kicking in again) with the prospect of another shot at European football next season, the old classic by the Four Seasons – December ’63 (Oh What a Night) has been cleverly adapted by the Gorgie Ultras to ‘Oh What a Night, Hearts in Gorgie on a Thursday night, Hibs at home because they’re’….well, you get the picture.

Perhaps it’s their clever adaptation of songs from my youth that has made me change my mind about the Gorgie Ultras. Or their unwavering support for our team that puts older fans like me to shame. Whatever it is, I now look forward to hearing these fine young Hearts fans belting out their support from the Gorgie Stand. Yes, even the fan banging the drum.

To paraphrase that old Dave Clark Five song, ‘you make me happy’.

I’m off now to lie down in a darkened room.

  

Mike Smith

Twitter @Mike1874

www.thefitbason.com

 

 


Monday, 6 November 2023

20 Years Ago Today - A Brilliant Night in Bordeaux

 

Photo: Eric McCowat

UEFA Cup, 2nd Rd, 1st Leg, 6 November 2003, Stade-Chaban-Delmas, Bordeaux 

A significant feature of Craig Levein’s time as manager of Hearts, was achieving some decent results in European competition – particularly away from Edinburgh.  Season 2003/04 would see Hearts maintain their steady progress under the former Scotland centre half even though money, as always, was tight at Tynecastle. Chairman Chris Robinson had to tell Levein – like the majority of Hearts managers before him – that he would need to wheel and deal in the transfer market, as there would be no money for new players. However, Levein was proving more than adept at spotting attributes in players others couldn’t see.

Levein recruited two attack-minded players in the summer of 2003. Dennis Wyness had a decent scoring record at Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Hearts faced a fight with Wyness’ former team Aberdeen – who wanted him back at Pittodrie – for the Aberdonian’s signature. The fact that Hearts were about to play in the UEFA Cup seemed to swing it for Wyness, who ventured south to Scotland’s capital city and signed for Hearts. Paul Hartley was a player who once played for Edinburgh’s other team but saw the error of his ways. He had performed well for St. Johnstone and Levein saw the Glaswegian as an integral part of the Hearts team – something Hartley would prove to be for some time after Levein’s departure from Tynecastle. Both players, to the delight of Chairman Chris Robinson, cost nothing as they were at the end of their respective contracts.

Hearts had enjoyed a productive campaign in season 2002/03 and a third place finish in the SPL meant participation in the UEFA Cup. Hearts awaited the draw for the first round knowing they would be sure to face tough opposition. They were paired with the Bosnian side Zeljeznicar Sarajevo and while the draw could have been tougher, Hearts were grateful they had avoided the likes of Barcelona, Liverpool, Valencia and Borussia Dortmund. The Bosnians, though, were no mugs and on their substitute’s bench was a 17-year-old striker who would go on to become a huge star in years to come. In January 2011, Edin Dzeko would move from German football to money-laden Manchester City for the not inconsiderable sum of £27m.

Hearts won the first leg 2-0 at Tynecastle, thanks to goals from Mark de Vries and Andy Webster. Crucially, they had avoided conceding an away goal, but those of us who recalled Hearts UEFA Cup trip to neighbouring Velez Mostar in 1988, knew the return leg would be a tough affair. The Bosnians weren’t happy with their defeat in Edinburgh and sacked coach Amar Osmin afterwards. New coach Milomir Odovic told his players they not only still had a chance to progress, but they had to prove to him that they were good enough. It took a backs to the wall performance from Hearts to secure a goalless draw and progression to the second round on a 2-0 aggregate.

When the draw for the second round was made, Hearts fans clapped their hands with eager anticipation. No trip to the relative unknown this time. For Hearts were paired with one of the leading clubs in French football – FC Girondins de Bordeaux. The first leg was to be played in the south of France and the chance of heading to warmer climes seven weeks before Christmas to see their team take on one of Europe’s top sides was not to be missed for Hearts supporters. 3,000 Jambos headed to the wine producing region of France. Hearts arranged a special charter plane to take fans there and back on the same day. With hindsight, the events of Thursday 6 November 2003 meant that, perhaps, we should have stayed over to fully celebrate one of the most famous results in the history of Heart of Midlothian Football Club….

There were just over 15,000 fans at the Stade Chaban-Delmas in Bordeaux – a fifth of whom had made the journey from Scotland. Those of us who boarded Hearts charter flight at 7.00am that day, had been in the French city since 11.00am – and had spent much of the day sampling the delights of the city and French hospitality. It may have been early November but the temperature in the south of France was 72 degrees fahrenheit and while some Hearts fans headed for open-air cafes, most congregated at an Irish Bar (as you do when in France…) called The Connemara. It was a day when a copious amount of alcohol was consumed, and it built up a magnificent atmosphere ahead of the match.

Hearts: Gordon, Neilson, McKenna, Webster, Pressley, Kisnorbo, Maybury, Stamp, Wyness, Valois, De Vries

As for the game itself, the majority of Hearts supporters present may have been under various influences of alcohol, but I suspect many of them were wondering if they had imbibed too much when they heard the team Craig Levein had selected for the game. Granted, several beers had been consumed during the course of the day but as I stood behind the goal with 3,000 other Jambos but it seemed to me Levein had gone for a 4-3-3 option – as Dennis Wyness, Mark de Vries and Jean-Louis Valois were all named in Hearts starting line-up. However, when the game kicked off, it soon became apparent that de Vries would plough a lone furrow up front. Wyness and Valois were part of a six-man midfield – with Kevin McKenna, Steven Pressley and Andy Webster forming a trio of centre halves in front of young goalkeeper Craig Gordon, making his debut in European football at the age of 20 years. Robbie Neilson, normally a full back, was given one of the six midfield positions and the intent was clearly to stop the home side from producing anything approaching French flair. What’s more – it worked.

Bordeaux struggled to produce a threat of any kind in the first 15 minutes. Hearts six man midfield snapped at the heels of any home player threatening to venture forward, with Bordeaux striker Jean-Claude Darcheville – who would later go on to play for Rangers in the SPL – hardly getting a touch of the ball. The old adage in football in games like these is if the underdogs can survive the first 20 minutes, then anything is possible. After 20 minutes, came the first real chance of the game – but not at the end of the ground most expected. Robbie Neilson, of all people, had been fouled on the edge of the Bordeaux penalty box and while there were hopeful appeals from the less than sober visiting support, the resultant free kick taken by Valois, back in the country of his birth, went wide. Nevertheless, it added to the belief in the Hearts camp that a positive result was possible.

It did, however, alert the home team that they had a game on their hands. Jemmali fired in a ferocious shot that Craig Gordon did well to save, before an effort from Feindouno went just over the crossbar. Moments later, a moment of carelessness from Valois presented another chance for Feindouno but again his effort was not on target. The game was now taking on the pattern we all thought it would, with the French continuing to press, although Hearts threatened again just before half-time when Neilson – revelling in his midfield role – delivered a cross that caused consternation in the home defence. With both Kevin McKenna and Mark de Vries lurking in the Bordeaux penalty area, the aforementioned Feindouno headed the ball towards his goalkeeper Rame – who had Dennis Wyness bearing down on him. The Bordeaux number one managed to avert the danger but it was another encouraging sign for Hearts, roared on by their vociferous support who were showing their French counterparts just how to get behind your team. Those Jambos were happy to get the chance to ease their voices at half time with the game still goalless – Craig Levein’s master plan was, so far, working well.

Five minutes after the re-start, Darcheville produced a chance out of nothing but fired his shot over the bar. Minutes later, the same player had a goal bound shot hooked off the goal line by Andy Webster, before Gordon produced another fine save from Costa. It didn’t help the now sobering Hearts support that Bordeaux were attacking the end behind which they stood anxiously, and we constantly looked at our watches in the belief that time had stood still in the south of France.

Craig Levein brought on fresh legs when Paul Hartley replaced Valois, but Hearts suffered a blow when the magnificent Robbie Neilson had to go off injured, to be replaced by Austin McCann. Inevitably, it was Bordeaux who continued to make all the running, and, at times, Craig Gordon must have felt it was he against the French as the home team did everything but score. The young goalkeeper came of age that evening and one could see the frustration on the faces of the home players as the Hearts supporting goalie kept them at bay, one save in particular from Pochettino damn near taking the breath away.

Still the game remained goalless. Hearts supporters would have been delighted with a goalless draw and the chance to complete the job at Tynecastle three weeks later. With just 12 minutes left, the deadlock was broken. On a rare foray into the Bordeaux half, Hearts were awarded a free kick for a foul on Phil Stamp that Hartley elected to take. He was too far out to have a shot on goal, but he expertly floated a long ball towards the far post, which the tall figure of McKenna met with his head. ‘Moose’ as the big Canadian defender was known, headed the ball across the penalty box where Rame palmed his effort away – but only into the path of de Vries who slotted the ball into the net for an incredible goal. Cue absolute bedlam in the Hearts end as 3,000 disbelieving maroon and white clad supporters leapt for joy.

The home support was stunned. It has to be said the same feeling was prevalent among a nonetheless, ecstatic travelling support. The game ended with an historic 1-0 win for Hearts, their first and, to date, only victory on French soil. Bordeaux were one of the leading clubs in France and for a young, inexperienced Hearts team – and manager – to come away with a victory was nothing short of sensational. At the end of the game, the Hearts players celebrated with those who had travelled to support them.

It was to Craig Levein’s credit that he said, immediately after the game had ended, that the tie had still to be won. Bordeaux wasn’t a top team in Europe for nothing and they would fancy their chances of overturning the deficit at Tynecastle in the return leg. Which, inevitably, as far as Hearts are concerned, they did. In front of a full house of close to 18,000 fans in Gorgie, the French team displayed their undoubted class with a performance of maturity and authority and won 2-0 on the night to progress 2-1 on aggregate. Domestically, Hearts secured another third place finish in the SPL but lost to Dundee in the League Cup and Celtic in the Scottish Cup.

Nonetheless, the disappointment of that cold November evening in Gorgie will never take away the jubilation felt by those of us who travelled to the south of France three weeks earlier. Such trips take a fair degree of planning but it’s doubtful if any of us could have made a better job if we had planned it in detail ourselves. The weather, the hospitality, the magnificence of Bordeaux, the alcohol – and, of course, the result, meant it was just the perfect day to be a Hearts supporter. In fact, I would say it was the best day I have had as a Hearts supporter outside of seeing the Jambos win three Scottish Cups. A day none of us who were there will ever forget.

 Twitter @Mike1874


Wednesday, 26 April 2023

The Sack Race

 

Robbie Neilson and Mike Smith promoting Mike's book The Team For Me on BBC Radio Scotland's Off the Ball show, September 2018

It was, arguably, one of the greatest achievements in Scottish football history. Season 2019/20 would go down in history for reasons relating to what happened off the football field namely the Covid-19 pandemic and the subsequent curtailing of football seasons across the world. The following season was also affected, mostly by the absence of fans at games as the stay-at-home message was reinforced by government.

2021, however, was to prove memorable for supporters of St Johnstone Football Club. For this was the year their club lifted not one but two trophies – the Scottish Cup and Scottish League Cup. Manager Callum Davidson, with one of the smallest budgets in the top flight of Scottish football, and in charge of a club miniscule in size compared to the Glasgow giants of Celtic and Rangers, had pulled off a quite astonishing achievement. He was already a hero in Perth following his time as a player. Now he would secure legendary status, an icon of Scottish football.

Fast forward just two years and Davidson was unceremoniously shown the door at McDiarmid Park. A disappointing series of results saw the Perth Saints hurtling down the league table and perilously close to the relegation trapdoor. Despite Davidson previously performing miracles this wasn’t enough to prevent the great man being handed his P45. What a way to treat a hero. But Davidson wasn’t alone…

Since the beginning of 2023, several clubs in Scotland have pointed their managers to the exit door. Aberdeen’s humiliating defeat in the Scottish Cup to sixth tier side Darvel wasn’t deemed serious enough for the club’s board of directors to sack manager Jim Goodwin. But a 6-0 thrashing by Hibernian at Easter Road a few days later was – and the genial Irishman cut a sad figure as he left Leith in the back of a car.

Across the capital city, Robbie Neilson was seen as having probably the safest job in Scottish football. He had guided Hearts back to the top flight following their enforced demotion due to the aforementioned pandemic in 2020. He took them into the group stages of the Europa Conference and to two Scottish Cup finals, albeit Hearts lost both of them. At the start of 2023 Hearts appeared to have overcome their horrendous injury problems with a 5-0 thrashing of Jim Goodwin’s Aberdeen and knocking city rivals Hibernian out of the Scottish Cup with a convincing 3-0 triumph at Easter Road. But come Easter, Neilson suffered a Gorgie crucifixion and paid the price for Hearts dismal run of six defeats in a row. Neilson was fired, despite the fact he had signed an extension to his contract at the start of the season.

Motherwell also sacked their manager Steven Hammell after a woeful winless run but saw an immediate improvement in results with the appointment of Stuart Kettlewell.

The reasons for so many sackings are numerous but can mainly be traced to one underlying factor – money. St Johnstone’s unwanted flirtation with relegation saw the potential financial repercussions evolve into a recurring nightmare for the Saints board of directors. Callum Davidson may have brought unprecedented success to the club but his ‘Saintliness’ wasn’t enough to save his skin.

Similarly, Hearts apparent seamless cruise to third place in the cinch Premiership and the subsequent place in the group stages of next season’s Europa League and its £5m bounty began to sink following their dismal run of defeats in March and April. Aberdeen’s earlier decision to sack Jim Goodwin and replace him with reserve coach Barry Robson on an interim basis until the end of the season saw the Dons embark a resurgence that would see them race past Hearts and in pole position for that coveted third place. And, of course, the millions of pounds that comes with it. The Hearts board, with its supporters’ representatives, suddenly saw their yearned for riches – which they already had a taste for this season – begin to run away from them. So, Robbie Neilson had to go, with the Gorgie club emulating Aberdeen’s decision by putting Hearts B team coach Steven Naismith in charge of the first team until the end of the season. At the time of writing, Hearts had just thrashed Ross County 6-1 at Tynecastle whilst the following day Aberdeen had put the final nail in the coffin of Rangers title hopes by defeating the Ibrox team 2-0 at Pittodrie.

Goodwin, Davidson, and Neilson had previously glowing reputations as football managers. Many would argue that all three men could have turned things around had they been given more time. But time is not something afforded to football managers these days – not when it means losing money.

Before this season ends, don’t be surprised if at least one more manager has fallen victim to the sack race….

 

Twitter @Mike1874

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Friday, 7 April 2023

John Wick 4 Hearts? Yeaaaah...

 


A few weeks ago, I did something I haven’t done for more than three years. And before anyone makes a ‘smart Alec’ comment it wasn’t buying a round of drinks…

I accompanied the present Mrs Smith to the cinema. She has something of a crush on Keanu Reeves so we went to see the latest instalment in the John Wick series – John Wick 4. And so it was, we headed to the Odeon Cinema in Edinburgh’s Fort Kinnaird. For the princely sum of £12.50 you are offered debatable entertainment whereas at Tynecastle….

The film was exciting enough if you prefer your entertainment to be fantasy stuff with realism light years away. I prefer films which are realistic and with a storyline you can relate to. It’s fair to say that, with the greatest respect, Mr Reeves wasn’t exactly overworked with learning his dialogue for the film. He was more focussed on shooting, stabbing, strangling, and blowing up villains.

It got me thinking though. As this is reputed to be the last in the John Wick series (and the ending to John Wick 4 leads you to believe this is the case) it might be something of a signing coup if Hearts were to offer Mr Wick the opportunity to play in the SPFL Premiership. I envisage contract negotiations between John Wick and manager Robbie Neilson to be along the following lines…

RM: Welcome to Tynecastle, John. Would you like to sign for the famous Heart of Midlothian?

JW: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah.

RM: That’s great, John. We’re looking for a hitman, someone with great shooting ability who can fire accurately from either close or long range.

JW nods silently.

RM: Correct me if I’m wrong but, as I live and breathe, although you’re the man, the myth, the legend, you’re not very good at retiring. So how about coming to Edinburgh, John?

JW: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah. Although I’m a little rusty, I guess.

RM: Now, John, I realise there’s a $14m bounty on your head and every interested party in the city wants a piece of it. But I reckon we can negotiate.

JW: Not if you can’t spend it.

RM: Don’t worry, John. I think our benefactor has a few dollars lying under his bed. I’m sure we can come to a civilised arrangement.

JW: Do I look civilised to you?

RM: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah.

JW: You’re stealing my line.

RM: Sorry, John. Right, I’ll get a contract drawn up.

JW: There’s already a contract out on me.

RM: Erm, aye, but this is a different kind of contract. We want you to play for us next season and use your shooting ability to take us closer to Celtic and Rangers.

JW: I get it.

RM: Great!

JW: Do you want a war or do you just wanna give me a gun?

RM: Erm, no war and no gun. Just a 12-month contract, a Hearts strip, and a pair of football boots.

Non-Executive director James Anderson enters the room.

JW: Evening, Jimmy. Noise complaint?

JA: No, not a complaint. I’m getting a round of drinks in and wondered if you wanted something. Consider this a professional courtesy.

JW: You’re stealing my line.

JA: Sorry, Mr Wick. Bourbon?

JW: (after a considerable pause) Bourbon.

RM: Great! I’ll get the media team to issue a press release. John Wick signs a contract for Heart of Midlothian!

JW: Tell them all. Whoever comes, whoever it is, I’ll kill them. I’ll kill them all.

RM: No need for that, John. You might get hit by a suspension from the SPFL and we won’t want our hitman sitting in the stands, will we?

JW: (after a considerable pause) I guess not.

RM: Great! We’ll get you fixed up with temporary accommodation during your stay with us. You’ll be staying at The Continental.

JW: (after a considerable pause) Yeaaaah.

Coach Lee McCulloch bursts into the room.

LM: Boss, I’ve got some bad news. It’s about Lawrence Shankland.

RM: (sighs) What is it? Has he been injured in training?

LM: Naw, boss. He’s just made off in John Wick’s car…

 

 

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